Public Notice  —  Department of She's Mine

Hello Brother!

Sadly for you…

Sadhana Sapkota

is already taken.

By Yours Truly.

TAKEN

This has been a Public Service Announcement.

Case No. 001 — Irrefutable

Exhibit File

Submitted for the record. No further questions.

Couple photo of Sadhana and Yours Truly
Exhibit A
Couple photo of Sadhana and Yours Truly
Exhibit B: Still together
Couple photo of Sadhana and Yours Truly
My Girlfriend!  ✦
Sadhana
Sapkota
Yes, she's this wonderful.
No, you can't.

— Verdict —

Application
Denied.

Better luck in another universe, brother.

Though luck won't help you there as well.

Status OFFICIALLY TAKEN ✓
Subject Sadhana Sapkota
Claimed by Yours Truly
Effective Permanently & With Prejudice
Appeal options None. Zip. Nada.
Case Closed  —  Thank You for Your Understanding